Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Lichen Tea, And Other Tea Stuff!


Tea is probably humankind’s oldest beverage. Used in health remedies, compresses, scrying, energizing snacks, and even as money, there’s just nothing to beat a nice steaming cuppa on a winter’s day, summer’s day, or any time of day!

As a writer tea is staple: a mystical elixir divining one to a place where imagination is born … and, well, just plain waking up my darn arse in the morning, because let’s face it—I’m a freakin’ zombie without it!
            Traditionally when one thinks of tea one picture’s the fragrant cured leaves of the Camellia Sinensis evergreen plant, however, tea can be an infusion of any organic matter that one desires to drink. Which brings me to a few unusual, and yet deliciously nutritious teas, I would love to share. Let’s start with lichen tea (because I’m likin’ it!):
Many lichens are edible, and some are poisonous, so if you decide to try lichen tea, then I suggest buying a book on edible plants specific to the area you live in. As a rule stay away from yellow lichens—they are most definitely poisonous, and here are a few others that are toxic: Wolf lichen, and most ground lichens. Peoples of different cultures across the planet have been eating lichens forever, lichen is high in nutrients, but you must cook or boil them before ingesting.
            Oakmoss lichen (Evernia prunastri, pictured above) found on—you guessed it—oak trees, has a wonderful aroma and spicy, peppery taste, and when cooked has the flavor and consistency of a Japanese kelp salad. Oakmoss is popularly used as a base note in perfumes, if you have perfume allergies, then I advise you to stay away from this particular lichen.
Next is one of the most versatile plants in the world—Tillandsia usneoides! Most commonly called Spanish Moss (and it’s not a parasite—how dare you!); it hangs out in trees waving in balmy breezes. Science has proven a fact the natives have known for hundreds of years: it helps to slow the decline of skin cells—that’s right ladies—it’s anti-aging! To make a tea of Spanish Moss take a walk (if you live in swampy, tropical climes) and cull some from a tree, or off the ground, soak it in cool water (to get any bugs off), then heat it in water until the water turns a light tea color. SM has a delicate floral taste and smell, and too many health benefits to list, including using the tea with molasses added as a plant food! Yummy!
Here are some more uniquely delicious teas:
     California white sage (Salvia apiana) is hard to find, but you can buy a smudge stick and use it as a tea instead of a negative cleansing wand.
     Roasted black bean tea, there are many recipes for it online.
     Roasted rice tea (also called roasted rice coffee)—blacken the rice in a pan, then place in a coffee filter and brew it in your coffee pot!
     Oh yes, let’s not forget Kombucha Tea … It’s a freakin’ alien people! I’ve seen them with veins and I’ve seen them quiver—they are alive! And entirely dependent, apparently, on humans; there are no Kombucha found in the wild (don’t believe me? Do the research!). Personally, I do not drink KT, even though it is a tad tasty and supposedly good for you.

Some of the most expensive teas in the world range in price from $106 for twenty-five tea bags, to $23,000 for approximately 2/3rd’s of an ounce, and are either very old, picked on some esoteric day under esoteric instructions, or dusted with gold!      

Every tea fanatic has their beloveds, and not all of my favorites are exotic: Black tea with rose petals always seems to brighten my mood, the good Earl Grey holds a special place in my heart, and the dragon’s pearls of Jasmine will slip down my throat with much grace … uh, truth be told I’m drinking it right now and a few minutes ago it wasn’t very graceful as I slurped it the wrong way and it spewed forth all over my darn computer! Gadzooks!
            But, where does one find the most exceptional of these teas? I’ll drop a few names of places I’ve visited and ordered from:
     Jin Patisserie: With such teas as Maître Fang, October Révélation, Mio Houjicha, and Toupet De Légumes (a tea flavored with tomato flower blossom, zucchini flowers, veggies, and red fruits!), your taste buds will explode! Furthermore, Jin Patisserie makes the best darn chocolates I’ve ever had—and I’ve been to many, many chocolatiers. http://www.jinpatisserie.com

Townshend’s Tea: Located in Oregon, I happily buy from them every month, prompt service, reasonably priced, and excellent quality. http://townshendstea.com

San Francisco has numerous old school tea shops. My advice is—if you love tea and you’re going on vacation somewhere you’ve never been before, take some time to browse online for tea shops, I guarantee you’ll be pleasantly enchanted by what you discover!
           
Cheers!
Author Nishi Serrano

7 comments:

weedbychoice said...

Nishi... delicious site..I am a "tea connoisseur"..both cold and hot, hot being my favorite.
I love your blog regarding the Spanish Moss, living in the south we have plenty of that..I am going use it tonight, thanks for the tip.
You did a great job on your webpage..weed by choice..kjforce

weedbychoice said...

Nishi..great job on your site..
I am a tea connoisseur..hot or cold.hot being my favorite.
Living in the south I have loads of Spanish Moss, thanks for the tip..I'll be trying it tonight..
Isn't Spanish Moss a "WEED"???
weed by choice..kjforce

Ellen Lynn said...

What a delightful post. I've only recently ventured into the realm of tea (I avidly avoid coffee). My former roommate was a connoisseur and she began my education. I'm thrilled by your site and this is another marvelous feature.
Cheers,
Ellen
http://mymotherstuttered.blogspot.com/

RobinRenee said...

This is a great post, Nishi...but I'm sad to say that I haven't drank tea in years..LOL. My mother on the other hand had a fit over your blog and now wants some new types of tea. ;) Yes, at times I read blogs to my 75 year old mommy.

The blog looks great!

Big Hugs~

Nishi Serrano said...

I'm so happy to see quality tea connoissuers enjoying the blog! My passion for tea began when I was told by a doctor that I could no longer drink coffee (sometimes I sneak a cappucino in still!), and every year it seems I learn something new about tea.
Drink deep and stay healthy everyone! Cheers ... Nishi

CK Rifle said...

Nishi, I'm very interested in teas as proponents of good health, but I'm still addicted to the coffee buzz. I think if I could find an outstanding, strong black tea, that might help lift the fog.

Standardized teabags are not strong enough, though I have had some small luck with the pyramid bags. I'm slowly making the change to loose tea, purchased a good sturdy teapot and a good tea strainer to go with as an aide to my interest and search. Any recommendations?

I would do green tea, for health benefits, but for some reason it turns my stomach something awful.
Do give your suggestions, I await with foggy mind and coffee breath.

Anonymous said...

actually there's only two poisonous lichens, and wolf lichen is one of them. Sunshine Lichen is the other. Both of these are yellow, however other yellows are safe.